so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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