Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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