He uses pillows to masturbate.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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