im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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