My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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