Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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