just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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