Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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