i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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