I'd wear matching sweaters with you
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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