Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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