i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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