only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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