he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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