He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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