Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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