My brain says no but my pants say off.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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