Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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