Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
