You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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