is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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