rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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