found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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