it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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