Tell her she can't have a vagina
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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