I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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