I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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