You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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