The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
are you so shy because you have an std?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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