i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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