So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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