Betty ford says i'm here all night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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