Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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