Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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