Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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