Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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