you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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