Kiss
Puke
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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