i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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