I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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