Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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