community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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