I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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