Whod you bang
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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