I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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