No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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