He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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