? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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