My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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