chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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